Last Updated: December 8, 2018 by Golden State Ferret Society

Ferret Philosophy

Hoarding is a form of art.
Life is short. Take what you can as quickly as possible.
If you get caught stealing, divert attention and dance a jig.
Happiness is a great hidey-hole and a soft sleeping bag.
Know no fear.
Your socks are my socks.
Upon entering the room, walk the perimeter.
Hands off the stash.
Dance like no one is watching.
Play like there is no tomorrow.
For all around good health, poop often.
Rear-end. Corner. Reverse. Poop.

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