Ferret Philosophy
- Hoarding is a form of art.
- Life is short. Take what you can as quickly as possible.
- If you get caught stealing, divert attention and dance a jig.
- Happiness is a great hidey-hole and a soft sleeping bag.
- Know no fear.
- Your socks are my socks.
- Upon entering the room, walk the perimeter.
- Hands off the stash.
- Dance like no one is watching.
- Play like there is no tomorrow.
- For all around good health, poop often.
- Rear-end. Corner. Reverse. Poop.
Last Updated: December 8, 2018 by Golden State Ferret Society
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